nut hugger
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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