Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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