oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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