Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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