would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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