A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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