I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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