So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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