R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Randomize