Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Your tits are I can't wait for
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
