I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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