Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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