your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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