weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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