I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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