i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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