love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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