She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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