We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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