I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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