STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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