Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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