Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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