You're completely useless in the revolution.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I want to fling myself into the sun