You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away