I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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