is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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