oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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