doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Porn is love you can see.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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