Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
