she woke up with a sticky ear
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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