I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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