I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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