I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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