i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I love you. Go after that dick
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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