Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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