one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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