Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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