I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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