Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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