shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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