I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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