I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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