Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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