he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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