Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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