I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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