So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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