C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I could fuck to npr.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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