She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend