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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.

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• (408): View more from California

  He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!

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• (646): View more from New York

  Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done

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  Victory lap

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.

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• (650): View more from California

  I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.

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