I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.