when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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