He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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