so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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