Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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