I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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