awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This show inspires me to have sex in space
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I lost the right to judge tonight
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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