You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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